Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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