I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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