why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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