Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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