that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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