It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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