Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
