can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
