the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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