adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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