I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize
