No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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