you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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