Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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