Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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