Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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