Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I'm really busy with my period
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