That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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