I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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