ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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