One girl and one boy is just not enough.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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