what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There r osticjed everywhere
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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