im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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