It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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