I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
