If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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