Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You're my little dorito
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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