come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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