I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Porn is love you can see.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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