Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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