Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
