oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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