then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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