we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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