What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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