If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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