If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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