Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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