I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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