"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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