if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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