I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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