I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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