Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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