Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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