did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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