I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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