is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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