I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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