You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe