don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked