a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".