Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
id be glad to
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.