The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
