the condom got lost in my hair
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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