just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
